HOLY EMILY DICKINSON!

Emily Dickinson's Poetry! This woman had an awkward name which has the awfully controversial name Dick in it! Oh noes! Also, she made a lot of awesome poems.

Dickinson didn't come out of her room much, and inside that room she wrote over 800 poems. SO SHE WAS AN EMO WRITER! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO WRITER! OH NO EMO! Just Kidding, but she has the annoying habit of writing dashes after every verse. >:( ANNOYING!

Every color means something, let it be emotion, weather or that kind of thing. I relate red to insanity, orange to fruityness, yellow to light, black to darkness, white to innocence, blue to small spaces and finally, I relate green to nature, which is why it's my favorite color, because it reminds me to be natural.

Being natural is good! I like any type of green, as long as it's related to nature. Thanx for reading, I'll see you tomorrow.


Emily was a creepy but creative woman. And we only have one adult portrait of her. It's quite a nice portrait, though. I like it!

Emily was obsessed with death, like me! I'm sorry, I misspoke. I meant I'm obsessed with NOT DYING. Best reality ever is when you're stuck in a virtual world where you can live forever and meet other people and play games and AWESOME! I LOVE THIS IDEA, DON'T YOU! YES YOU DO!

Emily didn't come out of her room for her father's funeral which was downstairs.

Emily wanted her sister to burn all of her poems, but I'm not even sure if she did, because we have the poems now! I've never read any, but they seem to have a good rep, If You Know What I Mean! Yes you do know what I mean obviously! OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUSLY! Yes, very very very very Obviously.


Dicky was very obsessed with death, so she used it a lot in her poems. I mean, it's kind of morbid, really! I DON'T LIKE DEATH, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT IT EMILY? Oh right, you got your wish, because you ARE dead! Happy now, Emily? I hope you like the beauty of death, because now your flesh and bone has been eaten by maggots and all that is left is the skeleton and eventually that will disappear and everything will go wrong! ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR CHOICE EMILY? ARE YOU HAPPY?

Sorry, got a little carried away there, but It is kind of crazy about how she's SO OBSESSED with this "Death" thing.

What's death anyway? I only know about respawning! Because I'm Scoot, and I never die! EVAR! Becuz I respawn, and respawn.

YORI YORI YORI! YOU ONLY RESPAWN INFINITELY! SO YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!

OMFG TCITR!

Salinger was awesome because he was a soldier in a war! And he wrote a book about a kid with problems. AT LEAST HE FOUGHT IN A WAR JUST LIKE TOLKIEN! This is probably the closest we get to Tolkein. So keep your fingers crossed that this guy will be awesome. Oh wait. HE IS! He wrote a great book. I love TCITR! Especially the hunting cap. It's a sign of hope! LIKE THE GREEN LIGHT!

Holden loves his cap. It's his lucky thing that he wears whenever he does something risky or dangerous or amazing or sexy OR WHATEVER. Just he wears the cap to block his grey shame.

Yes, he has grey shame. Like a lot of other old men. EXCEPT HE ISN'T OLD HE'S LIKE 16 YEARS OLD OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE GREY SHAME PLEASE TELL ME NOW GREY SHAME GREY SHAME AAH.

Sorry about that. Ok, end of this part of the post! See you tomorrow!

Should we make a movie of The Catcher In The Rye? I don't think so, I don't like movies. Movies suck! Just kidding, just The Catcher In The Rye, Movie Version? Really? Find something more original, like when that bear entered the short pipe where he died and sucked my blood.

And that's how Polar Bears were invented. When Bears Turn Into Vampires And Become Pale.

Holden has a nice, cute, whatever, it's his sister. SHE HAS RED HAIR, BLUSHED CHEEKS AND LOVES TO RIDE CAROUSELS! CALL NOW IF YOU WANT TO MEET AND GREET HER! 999 999 999 999 999 1337 999 55

Nobody empathizes Holden. Holden isn't heard! Poor Holden, better go buy him a MEGAPHONE! We should get him a megaphone!

I wonder if that carousel was dangerous? Right, carousels are dangerous, if they explode, then everyone on it goes flying into buildings and cars and basketball hoops and that kind of thing.


The Catcher In The Rye is fun! I like Holden Caulfield's cap! It's a weird, great story! WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY! But I still got so many days to talk about it, and that's very bad, as I want to talk about something other than Holden Caulfield and his Sister and OMFG Catcher In The Rye and CRAP!

Poems are written on gloves! I love writing poems on gloves, but this is kind of going too far! I want something else than The Catcher In The Rye! Oh and there's a freaking spider on my computer screen please don't jump on meklahvjc ghjdhf

Okay, that was crazy. Sorry for the short Spider Jumping on my F@#KING FACE, let's talk more about The Catcher In The Rye!

OH WAIT, we're out of time, sorry! So subscribe, give this blog a like and whatever! Goodbye, and see you next time!


Not enough death in The Catcher In The Rye! I actually got the book, but the version I got is tiny! Like the size of an adult heart! No offense hearts, you're still awesome at sustaining life and that kind of thing because your'e awesome! Please don't give me a heart attack UR-

Ok, that went swell! Actually, it went horrible. Stupid. Stupid heart stopping on me in the middle of the post. I was just kidding heart. Come on, can't you take a joke?! No? Well ok, you're gonna get surgically extracted when I have enough money to do that!

More on TCINR! That's the acronym TCINR! Actually, since I got a minimum words of 150, then maybe I should say The Catcher In The Rye! That was actually very clever of me, to do something so nice, amazing and cool.

Holden, Y U so scared of growing up?!


Salinger married so many women about 10 years younger than him, which is both weird and pervertive. Just kidding, because pervertive isn't a wooooord! OH NOES! I'm gonna make it a word! IT IS A WORD NOW I TORE OUT PERVERT AND PUT A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER AND THEN I WROTE PERVERTING 1: A GUY ADDICTED TO SEXY STUFF!

Salinger is so creepy. And he hates the goddamn movies. I also hate the goddamn movies. We all hate the goddamn movies. Well, except for normal, sane people. I actually do like the goddamn movies. I love the goddamn movies. It's really weird how Holden calls it The Goddamn Movies.

Salinger didn't want to be famous. Which is sad, because it's awesome to be famous. He'd be pretty pissed if you called him with his phone number, and don't even think about knocking on his door. He hates public. Sad.

Catchar in zee rye!

CATCHER IN THE RYYYYE! ABOUT HOLDEN CAULFIELD NOT BEING A PHONY BECAUSE, HE ALWAYS PUTS COMMAS, LIKE, IN THE WRONG, PLACES.

Holden was a great guy, but he just couldn't get his, commas right. Eh?

He's also afraid of becoming an adult, because of the, Sexy Sexy world in front, of him.

Oh, and sidenote: I will be copying Holden by putting commas, in the wrong, places.

Sad, really. Very, sad.

Holden Caulfield was scared of SEEEX! I don't even know if I'm spelling Caulfield, right.

So help me, if you can. If you, can, then please say so in the comments.

Holden doesn't really go anywhere, he's just going around, paying a prostitute to not have sex with him, talking about stuff, ETC!

Yeah, I really, gotta stop it with, the bad commas.

They stop here! So that was my Holden imitation. Not very good I suppose, I never read the book.

We should talk about Holden in a better way. He has a youtube account!

Are you unlikeable? Yes and no. We are all unlikeable. And likeable too! Just to different people. Like I eat meat! I've been to a farm where we clip the cow's number onto their ears! I've done that! So PETA thinks I'm unlikeable. But other normal people think I'm likeable! My friends think I'm likeable! Everyone else that's normal, usual and not crazy thinks I'm normal!!! Sorry, got a little carried away there. So right now, I've offended, like all of the PETA people, all Vegetarians and all Vegans. Sorry guys, it's just that to me, you're unlikeable.

Now, Holden was unlikeable. AND LIKEABLE! What do you think about him? Was he a phony or an absolute genius. Whatever you think, keep it to yourself, no flamewars in the comments. Comments that might start a flamewar will instantly be deleted on sight.

The Catcher In The Rye is Adult-Themed. That's why it's usually banned in schools. Because it's got prostitutes, fighting and some other kind of awesome adult stuffs. Adult-themed content is awesome. But mind you that The Catcher In The Rye is still a great book. Do read it. Just remember that it won't appear in any of your essays. Maybe TGG, but not TCITR. So read it for fun! But not as a school project.

Oh, and Looking For Alaska was also banned in a school! Oh no! You're mistaken! John Green isn't a pornographer! Please don't accuse him of that kind of stuff! LFA has been pardoned now. Yay.

The Catcher In The Rye does have a lot of adults in it. Holden decides to go around asking people about his problems and how to fix them. The guys asked don't really care. But the Prostitute wanted to be payed extra and got her pimp to give Holden a punch in de face.

The Catcher In The Rye is mostly peaceful, no death or that kind of stuff. It's just a guy who's troubled about his turn to adulthood, with his awesome-looking red hunting cap that I want. Holden, I'm going to get your hunting cap one way or the other. I'll either pay you 1000 bucks or I'll knock you out and steal your hat. No offense to anyone named Holden. I'm talking about Holden Caulfield.

I mean, pretty much no death. Well, maybe some dead people. I'm not sure, haven't read it. Go read it to find out If I'm right or rong and If I spelled rong rong. Because I did.

But remember, this stuff is rated M for Mature. M M M M M M M M M M FOR MATURE!

So don't read it if you're like 12 years old, writing a blog, being awesome and that kind of stuffs. Goodbye!

Was Gatsby Great! WILL IT EVER BE ENOUGH? WILL YOUR CONSTANT WANTING KILL US ALL? Read on...

WAS GATSBY GREAT? I will never know, but your opinion is always welcome in the comments. SOMEONE PLEASE COMMENT.

A carefree world isn't really what it seems to be. You will never be ridden of your cares, because even in a carefree world, you will still care. You might care about a random thing that doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter what you care about, all that matters is that you care! Oh, and Spendthrift Billionares? IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH! YOUR CONSTANT WANTING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL.

The moral of that short sentence? It will never be enough, and your constant wanting is going to kill us all (eventually)

Even if we find everything about Earth, the scientists will start going crazy and ask: "WAT DA HECK IS ON MARS?! WE GOTTA COLONIZE MARS PEOPLE!"

And then we start sending innocents to Mars so they can colonize it but they die on the way of sickness or hunger or etc!

They'll keep sending people until everyone is gone from this world except the scientists! AND THEN THEY'LL SEND THEMSELVES! And they'll die too. And that, friends, is my theory of human extinction.

So that was how humans will eventually become extinct. Our constant wanting will really kill us all someday. Maybe in not our way, but in another way.

Like when we invent everything, we want more! So we'll invent something we have never invented (even though we've invented everything), create a paradox that will create a black hole that will kill all of the species in The Solar System.

There are so many ways that we could kill ourselves! So that's why in the end, The American Dream will kill us all.

Oh, and by the way, Gatsby wants to restore the past. But that is sadly impossible.

Gatsby never drank liquor. Good man. Only his guests drank liquor. That's why they were kinda daft. They were DRUNK! And brave! So they started to mock Gatsby. And what did he do? Nothing. Good guy Gatsby. Very good guy Gatsby. He's my role model.

Most of Gatsby's friends are careless. Daisy, Nicky, And all the rich rest. All careless! THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU GATSBY!

Gatsby turned out alright in the end. It was what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams. He was a great man. But great people must be careful or else they might be KILLED!

The whole story is kinda sad. It means that it will never be enough. WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH? Never. Sad, really. If we could do better- No wait. We can't.

Life is hard. We can do life the hard way or- Wait, no, sorry, there's just the hard way.

Life is also fun! We can do life the fun way or the boring way. Yes, you can make it boring. Sorry boring people, but your lives will be as boring as a can made out of boring filled with concentrated boring that was compressed by boring.

So, what would you like to know about Gatsby? WHAT? Brain, I trusted you! You don't know anything more about Gatsby! I WANT MORE GATSBY! Well, you see, I was following the American Dream a little there. Kinda sad. But everyone wants to follow the American Dream... WHY IS IT EVEN CALLED THE AMERICAN DREAM? Why can't it be the Japanese Dream? Or the Martian Dream? Time will tell. Or maybe it's because the Americans invented it. And that's why I don't follow the American dream. Because it's for Americans only. Nah, Just Kidding! Everyone follows the American Dream!

Even Buddha! In his early years. OLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

It's natural to follow the American Dream. But if you're a Buddhist, resist! It's wrong! ALL LIFE IS SUFFERING THE SOURCE OF SUFFERING IS DESIRE TO STOP DESIRE FOLLOW THE EIGHTFOLD PATH!

There's a lot of death in the later parts of TGG. That's why I don't want to be included in the story!

The characters in the GG are not terribly likeable. Some of them get what they deserve, some don't. Like Daisy. And Nicky.

Hank is a killer! HE KILLED A MAN! WITH YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Unlike Gatsby, Gatsby got shot. Gracefully. Once he got shot, he did a double-backflip and landed in the pool with a faint "plop" It was awesome. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Is there a god? Well, I can tell you one thing. This is probably not related to this in any way. But it might be! As Gatsby was killed, if he turned into a camel and attempted to fit through the eye of a needle, then God is real. But don't believe those lies. Jesus is right about some things, but he definitely was wrong about the world ending. As long as you are faithful and nice, God (If he is real, probably is.) will save your soul! Sorry Atheists, you go to hell forever.

NOW GOODBYE! FOREVER!

The Great Gatsby

It is time for Gatsby! All of  you who liked it begin to read now!

The Great Gatsby seems pretty lame. But it's a pretty good book!

The story is about a rich guy (Mr. Gatsby) who got all of his money in a underground way. Something bad happens, and he gets shot. That's all I know.

So it's considered that The Great Gatsby was Fitzergald's greatest work.

The whole book is narrated by a character called Nick. Nicky! NICHOLAS! I'll see you in L4D2, Nick!

Oh, and by the way, the pupils of the face on the cover of TGG are actually naked people. Take a closer look! I don't know why, you tell me! No wait, scratch that, don't tell me.

I bet you're all excited for TGG so I'm going to prepare a feast! Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be a celebration, if you don't like cheese, right?

Gatsby is about the American Dream and how you will never reach it. Seriously. I give you arm extensions, you still can't reach it. Because you'll always want more. AND MORE. AND MOAR.... moar...... Moar...... MOOOOOAR!

Which is exactly what Buddha advises against. ALL LIFE IS SUFFERING THE SOURCE OF SUFFERING IS DESIRE TO STOP SUFFERING STOP DESIRING. Sadly, we cannot stop desiring. We want Girlfriends. We want money! WE WANT A NEW CAR! WE WANT A NEW HOUSE! WE WANT A NEW GAME OR THAT MATTER! WE WANT NEW HATS! 私たちは、より多くの外国人スタッフがしたい! それはクレイジーなの!  It's really sad. We can't ever stop desiring.

In fact, Gatsby wants more. Once he wins a woman's heart, he wants her to deny that she ever loved whoever else she loved. In this case, her Husband. I wonder if they divorced, or if she's just cheating on him. I didn't read it all. SO GOODBYE! SEE YOU NEXT TIEM!

Well, having a bad day. But Gatsby had a worse story in his book. In the end, he gets shot in a pool! NO BLOOD IN THE POOL IT'LL BE SO HARD TO CLEAN owait the owner is ded so that's fine. Just demolish the house.

So the guy who shoots Gatsby shoots himself after. Why? Because he was FRAMED! Gatsby was framed for the death of the guy's wife!

Dangit Daisy.

Gatsby turned out alright in the end. He was my favorite character. Rich, underground and LOL!

Gatsby never gave up on love! Horray! But in the end that turns into the end of him! SO LOVE WILL KILL YOU! WE HAVE LEARNED THAT FROM BOTH GATSBY AND ROMEO!

The guy who shot Gatsby was not your usual asshat. He was one of the worst asshats in the history of asshats. Like Bethesda when they made Skyrim. In Dec 2011 Bethesda was a total asshat.

Horray for rich people! Nah. I don't really care how rich you are, but if you read my blog, you got my attention.

Gastby loves Daisy. But she's married! Why would you love a married person. So yeah, that's a big hurdle that Gatsby has to jump over in the story.

In the end, Gatsby gets Daisy, but soon after he gets shot.

So there's a lot going on. I can't even describe everything that's going on. Except that Gatsby has an annoying habit of saying "Old Sport" all of the time.

Gatsby is charming. And he throws the best parties at the West Egg. The parties at the East Egg aren't as crazy and awesome as the ones at the west egg.

Upon an area hard to reach,
the East Party sits upon his Egg.
Upon the west egg sits the West Party.
Each Egg Party thinks it's the best Party.

Which party is best?...Well, I thought at first
that the East was best and the West was worst.
Then I looked again from the west to the east
and I liked the party on the east egg least.

Garena Plus is awesome! I LOVE IT! But we be talkin' bout GG right now.

Once upon a time, there were 2 rich parties. And the west was the best and the east I liked least. So then some things happen, Daisy runs over someone's wife, puts the blame on Gatsby, G gets shot, DA EEEEND!

So that's a short summary.

I don't even know much about GG, but this is the (second to) last time we talk about it! So please do not bug me! I cannot write forever! I CAN'T! I am also racist against people in giant robotic suits. Small ones are OK, but big ones....

Nah.

Gatsby got all of his money in an underground way, yo. You better stand out of his way, dawg, or you will be pwned by his idiot guards. Gatsby is soooooo underground, don't mess with him.

He got all his money in an underground way. Soooooo underground.

Julio and Romiette, Part 2!

It's 2:30. Time for literature!

There is a difference between Love and Passion. Love is, well, you know, love. Passion is lust. Lust is not love. Wait, it is extremist love. But what if love is lust? Cue Dramatic Chipmunk:

Oh, and Romeo and Juliet: Between them, it was probably lust.

If you think the story is pretty funny, then that means you only read the first bit. Near the end, it gets much, much worse.

DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I DO BITE MY THUMB....

I don't like poetry. Messes with my head. No reader, I do not make you want to read this but I do make you want to read......

Now to stick some C4 under your seat and create a REFERENCE EXPLOSION!

Hey there's 142 words...... Oh wait, there aren't anymore.

Romeo betrayed Rosaline by marrying Juliet one day after he met her. EVIL STUFF, REALLY.

Now poor Rosaline is on the streets, begging for people to give her boyfriends.

Donate your son to our donation foundation. It will do better for the whole of us. Also, you can get your son back if he isn't the chosen one.

That was all fake. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

Do not donate your son. Rosaline turned into a minor character after that moment, and she will always be a minor character, deal with it.

Anyway, people write to Juliet in Verona. The people in Verona write back. Derp.

Juliet is dead! It's the people in Verona! STOP BEING SO CONFUSED YOU DUMB COLLEGE-LEVEL MANIACS! Oh, and by the way, Dumb College-Level Maniacs are rare, as College-Level is about the highest you can get.

OK, more on Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet was considered one of his best plays!

Let's just get this on with. I just wanna talk about some Gatsby and quit it with this fancy stuff.

Ok, so Romeo and Juliet (Romiette? Julio?) decided to marry. Why didn't they just run away with each other, make love and leave? You see, that's the kind of thing that confuses me about Julio and Romiette.

Youtube automatic captions suck. I mean, I just want to watch some Crash Course and then they decide to make undoing uncle dingus.

And instead of Love Of Your Life it says Love Of Your Wife. MY WIFE IS MINE DON'T CROSS THAT LINE! Wait, I don't have one.

At least it got Medieval Verona right.

And Speaking of Verona.....

Verona is in Italy, obviously! And the love there is Hot-Blooded and Crazy and Romantic and Catholic! Very Catholic. In the Medieval times. Now the love is just Catholic.

Most people in England are Prodestants.

Romeo + Juliet. Slightly creepy Star-Crossed lovers!

Romeo and Juliet is weird. WEIRD. Young lovers, really. I mean, Juliet got married at the age of 13. :\

At the end of Romeo and Juliet, both of them are dead. DEAD. Their family finds them. THEIR DEAD BODIES. ONE OF THEM BEING THE BODY OF A POOR RICH 13 YEAR OLD CHILD.

So the play really isn't that nice. In fact, it's a tragedy. Obviously.

This is just part 1, part 2 is next week.

By the way, if you don't know already, each lover is divided into one family. And each family is pretty aggressive towards the other family. So they hate each other. Therefore, Romeo and Juliet are in a pretty sticky situation.

There is one off stage Sex scene in the play. ;) Saucy!

And there are lots of on-stage killings, the most carried out by Romeo.

Wait, if the Sex Scene was done by Romeo and Juliet.....

"Processing Mode Activated"

 D8 Oh god. OH GOD.

TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG FOR PROCREATION!

Oh, and the guy who marries Romeo and Juliet is a renegade priest who does that kind of stuff for fun. Wait, no? Oh, right. He isn't. He just secretly marries Romeo and Juliet. Strange.

Oh, and guess what I found ouuuuuut..........

Romeo and Juliet really did do it. Oh my god. WHAT THE EFF.

Thanks Shakespeare, now I'm gonna need counseling for the rest of my teenage years.

OH AND BY THE WAY THAT WAS SARCASM SHAKEY EVER HEARD OF IT?

Most of Shakey's plays were set outside England. And he was English. And that is why the Queen sent him to get eaten by the Robotic Dogs, and when his followers found the tech they copied it and founded the Steampunk Age! Wait, we're talking about this dimension's history? Aww man.

Italians are passionate. They are also known to love sex.

Although British are interested in Shepherd's Pie.

Ummm. When I zoomed out of my word counter, some of my writing disappeared. So that's worrisome.

By the way, if you're 16 years old, find a girlfriend and you think that she's your love of your lifetime, 75% of the time..... YOU. ARE. WRONG. Sorry!

My last history writing was easy, because I'm good at that stuff, but Literature....... AAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT.

I never read Romeo and Juliet. Nor did I read Gatsby. So.... maybe I should talk about the Hobbit, where there is no romance or girly stuff whatsoever.

What's that 75% of Female Readers? You want me to continue with Romeo and Juliet? Oh fine, but maybe next time I shall talk about THE HOBBIT!

But wait, we have part 2. Dang.

Hey! MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH MACBE

Oww. My head. Don't read that sentence out loud.

Someday we might talk about Macbe

Damn it! 2 bruises!

OK. I've learnt my lesson. I will never say Macbe-

Ded.
 
Just a heads up: I am not flagging this blog as 17+ just because I'm including The Catcher In The Rye in this blog. So please, read the title. It will say 17+.

The Moral of Romeo and Juliet: Do not attempt to win the heart of a young teenage girl or else you will kill yourself and she will soon after.

ROMEO LOVES JULIET IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. If it was, they wouldn't have died.

Every time you finish reading Romeo and Juliet, God makes a Romeo and Juliet commit double suicide.

If you read Romeo and Juliet, cry. SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT WHY THE HELL DID SHE EVEN TAKE A SLEEPING POTION WHY CAN'T ROMEO FIND A PULSE WHAT THE HELL AFKLJFKLEJHFLDSKHFKLAJKL:JDLKFHELFAJFLDHFLKEJDLKFHELKHFLKDHFLKEJFLDHFJLEDHLKDFHDHHUDEY.

I didn't read it. I read The Picture Of Dorian Grey though. Pretty good.

This post is almost done, so goodbye! Bye! NAH JK KEEP READING!

O ROMEO O ROMEO WHERE ART THOU ROMEO is one of the worst lines in Shakespearean History! What if his name wasn't Romeo? Think about it.

I kinda like the Shakespearean plays, but if you really want to know my favorite, my favorite is Ma- The Scottish Play.

Almost got me. Lucky for me, I will never say Ma- SCOTTISH PLAY GODDAMN IT!

So close. Remember kids, never say M@cb3th. I don't think I'll be hit with a sandbag if I say it that wa-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Ahhh. Owwwwww.

Macdonarudu gets his head chopped off at the end of his very Scottish Play.

ITS A SAD PLAY WHERE EVERYONE THAT IS SCOTTISH GETS THEIR HEAD CHOPPED OFF. Macbeth's wife get's kille-

DAMN. Said Macbeth agai-

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DAMN YOU MACBE-

Hello, I'm another guy. I just saw this 12 year old kid here, he seemed to be writing here. A sandbag landed on his head. Luckily, I called the ambulance. He'll be fine in a few days. For now, goodbye!

Literature: A Slightly Humorous Introduction

Thank you for reading my History blog if you did, because this is the new LITERATURE blog! I will spend quite some time on my literature. Please enjoy this new blog! Happy Reading!

Writing is the way that the Dead communicate with the living, telling them about what was happening back there. Like those war novels!

ONE DAY, THERE WAS THAT MOMENT WHEN AN ATOMIC BOMB HIT ME DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD. I WAS LUCKY THAT IT WAS DISARMED, BUT IT STILL GAVE ME A PRETTY DAMN BIG BRUISE UP ON MY HEAD. WHAT WAS MY NAME AGAIN? JOHN PETERSON? I GUESS.

That was a chapter from the book Who Am I? Who The Hell Are You? What's My Name? Did I Get Hit On The Head By A Disarmed Atomic Bomb? By Peter Johnson. It was his diary.

So that is just one of the many books that I will be telling you about. Romeo And Juliet is just another one of the many.

LOL How Do I Read Book. By opening it, reading one page, flipping to another page, reading that, and repeat. Makes sense? It should.

If you don't like me cursing, then I can do the same thing John does.

Holy Motherstephening Shakespeare! Life Of Pi was a good book. Lulz I mean the movie. Fail.

But we're relating to books here, right?

Two important things you should use in stories are Metaphors and Hyperbole. They are great if you want to make a great book or a great comment on why the hell I like ponies and the fact that I am gay!

Lulz.

And for the record, I am not gay.

MY INTERNET CONNECTION JUST GOT UNPLUGGED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING PLEASE SAVE ME! Oh right, I must handle literature. And it got connected again. Good.

Romeo's nurse invented the word saucy. SERIOUSLY. Shakespeare was a weird guy. Hehehe.

You should study literature more. Read the Hobbit. I did. And read the sequel that I didn't, and brag about it because Tolkein is very good at making people brag.

English is the most used language. Which is why you don't see many books with other languages and you don't see any books that are rittenway inay igpay atinlay.

Asecay losedcay.

By the way, writing in Pig Latin is great. Atday umsay oodgay hitsay

Vous ne pouvez pas lire cette langue étonnante. Seulement je sais ce que j'écris parce que je l'écris dans un traducteur. Ah, et Français, cessez svp de faire des bandes dessinées sans anglais dans eux. Merci.

L'utilisation traduisent la littérature pour trouver ce que je dis. N'oubliez par la manière, jamais d'employer des métaphores et ce genre de substance.

J'espère que c'est précis.

Read critically and attentively. It will help your writing too!

Extrémité de la partie quatre. Si vous compreniez chaque peu de mon français, puis félicitation.

You need some of this literature to understand what I am saying.

グリーティングします。 この日本で、それを前に聞いたことがありません! は、読み取ることができませんか? 恐れることはないは、すべて、世界各地で使用されていることを言語で記述する必要があります。 ありがとうございました。

Japanese does not count as words in the word counter, sadly.

Obgleich Deutscher tut. Glückwünsche. Ich bin so glücklich! Ich kann ihn nicht nehmen! "SCHNAUFEN" "fällt" in Ohnmacht.

Ich liebe Deutsches. Mit ihm kann ich sagen, dass mein Bruder wirklich bei Minecraft saugt und nie überhaupt an ihm gut sein wird. He, ist er sechs Jähriges. 

Oh und wenn Sie den Literatur-Übersetzer verwendeten, dann wenig bruder, wie Duke Nukem sagt, ZERREISSE ICH IHREN KOPF WEG UND SCHEISSE HINUNTER IHREN HALS!

That's enough German for one day. And enough Japanese.

Det räcker! Tid att tala svenska!

Hej Pewdie!

None of this has turned out to be Literature yet for the Ingles, so that means I should say, that what I said back there was not nonsense.

Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! That's Enough! That's Enough! Dags att avsluta denna post! Tack för att du läser denna post, och om du är svensk, säga hej till Pewdie för mig! Ellos Pewdie