The Great Gatsby

It is time for Gatsby! All of  you who liked it begin to read now!

The Great Gatsby seems pretty lame. But it's a pretty good book!

The story is about a rich guy (Mr. Gatsby) who got all of his money in a underground way. Something bad happens, and he gets shot. That's all I know.

So it's considered that The Great Gatsby was Fitzergald's greatest work.

The whole book is narrated by a character called Nick. Nicky! NICHOLAS! I'll see you in L4D2, Nick!

Oh, and by the way, the pupils of the face on the cover of TGG are actually naked people. Take a closer look! I don't know why, you tell me! No wait, scratch that, don't tell me.

I bet you're all excited for TGG so I'm going to prepare a feast! Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be a celebration, if you don't like cheese, right?

Gatsby is about the American Dream and how you will never reach it. Seriously. I give you arm extensions, you still can't reach it. Because you'll always want more. AND MORE. AND MOAR.... moar...... Moar...... MOOOOOAR!

Which is exactly what Buddha advises against. ALL LIFE IS SUFFERING THE SOURCE OF SUFFERING IS DESIRE TO STOP SUFFERING STOP DESIRING. Sadly, we cannot stop desiring. We want Girlfriends. We want money! WE WANT A NEW CAR! WE WANT A NEW HOUSE! WE WANT A NEW GAME OR THAT MATTER! WE WANT NEW HATS! 私たちは、より多くの外国人スタッフがしたい! それはクレイジーなの!  It's really sad. We can't ever stop desiring.

In fact, Gatsby wants more. Once he wins a woman's heart, he wants her to deny that she ever loved whoever else she loved. In this case, her Husband. I wonder if they divorced, or if she's just cheating on him. I didn't read it all. SO GOODBYE! SEE YOU NEXT TIEM!

Well, having a bad day. But Gatsby had a worse story in his book. In the end, he gets shot in a pool! NO BLOOD IN THE POOL IT'LL BE SO HARD TO CLEAN owait the owner is ded so that's fine. Just demolish the house.

So the guy who shoots Gatsby shoots himself after. Why? Because he was FRAMED! Gatsby was framed for the death of the guy's wife!

Dangit Daisy.

Gatsby turned out alright in the end. He was my favorite character. Rich, underground and LOL!

Gatsby never gave up on love! Horray! But in the end that turns into the end of him! SO LOVE WILL KILL YOU! WE HAVE LEARNED THAT FROM BOTH GATSBY AND ROMEO!

The guy who shot Gatsby was not your usual asshat. He was one of the worst asshats in the history of asshats. Like Bethesda when they made Skyrim. In Dec 2011 Bethesda was a total asshat.

Horray for rich people! Nah. I don't really care how rich you are, but if you read my blog, you got my attention.

Gastby loves Daisy. But she's married! Why would you love a married person. So yeah, that's a big hurdle that Gatsby has to jump over in the story.

In the end, Gatsby gets Daisy, but soon after he gets shot.

So there's a lot going on. I can't even describe everything that's going on. Except that Gatsby has an annoying habit of saying "Old Sport" all of the time.

Gatsby is charming. And he throws the best parties at the West Egg. The parties at the East Egg aren't as crazy and awesome as the ones at the west egg.

Upon an area hard to reach,
the East Party sits upon his Egg.
Upon the west egg sits the West Party.
Each Egg Party thinks it's the best Party.

Which party is best?...Well, I thought at first
that the East was best and the West was worst.
Then I looked again from the west to the east
and I liked the party on the east egg least.

Garena Plus is awesome! I LOVE IT! But we be talkin' bout GG right now.

Once upon a time, there were 2 rich parties. And the west was the best and the east I liked least. So then some things happen, Daisy runs over someone's wife, puts the blame on Gatsby, G gets shot, DA EEEEND!

So that's a short summary.

I don't even know much about GG, but this is the (second to) last time we talk about it! So please do not bug me! I cannot write forever! I CAN'T! I am also racist against people in giant robotic suits. Small ones are OK, but big ones....

Nah.

Gatsby got all of his money in an underground way, yo. You better stand out of his way, dawg, or you will be pwned by his idiot guards. Gatsby is soooooo underground, don't mess with him.

He got all his money in an underground way. Soooooo underground.