Catchar in zee rye!

CATCHER IN THE RYYYYE! ABOUT HOLDEN CAULFIELD NOT BEING A PHONY BECAUSE, HE ALWAYS PUTS COMMAS, LIKE, IN THE WRONG, PLACES.

Holden was a great guy, but he just couldn't get his, commas right. Eh?

He's also afraid of becoming an adult, because of the, Sexy Sexy world in front, of him.

Oh, and sidenote: I will be copying Holden by putting commas, in the wrong, places.

Sad, really. Very, sad.

Holden Caulfield was scared of SEEEX! I don't even know if I'm spelling Caulfield, right.

So help me, if you can. If you, can, then please say so in the comments.

Holden doesn't really go anywhere, he's just going around, paying a prostitute to not have sex with him, talking about stuff, ETC!

Yeah, I really, gotta stop it with, the bad commas.

They stop here! So that was my Holden imitation. Not very good I suppose, I never read the book.

We should talk about Holden in a better way. He has a youtube account!

Are you unlikeable? Yes and no. We are all unlikeable. And likeable too! Just to different people. Like I eat meat! I've been to a farm where we clip the cow's number onto their ears! I've done that! So PETA thinks I'm unlikeable. But other normal people think I'm likeable! My friends think I'm likeable! Everyone else that's normal, usual and not crazy thinks I'm normal!!! Sorry, got a little carried away there. So right now, I've offended, like all of the PETA people, all Vegetarians and all Vegans. Sorry guys, it's just that to me, you're unlikeable.

Now, Holden was unlikeable. AND LIKEABLE! What do you think about him? Was he a phony or an absolute genius. Whatever you think, keep it to yourself, no flamewars in the comments. Comments that might start a flamewar will instantly be deleted on sight.

The Catcher In The Rye is Adult-Themed. That's why it's usually banned in schools. Because it's got prostitutes, fighting and some other kind of awesome adult stuffs. Adult-themed content is awesome. But mind you that The Catcher In The Rye is still a great book. Do read it. Just remember that it won't appear in any of your essays. Maybe TGG, but not TCITR. So read it for fun! But not as a school project.

Oh, and Looking For Alaska was also banned in a school! Oh no! You're mistaken! John Green isn't a pornographer! Please don't accuse him of that kind of stuff! LFA has been pardoned now. Yay.

The Catcher In The Rye does have a lot of adults in it. Holden decides to go around asking people about his problems and how to fix them. The guys asked don't really care. But the Prostitute wanted to be payed extra and got her pimp to give Holden a punch in de face.

The Catcher In The Rye is mostly peaceful, no death or that kind of stuff. It's just a guy who's troubled about his turn to adulthood, with his awesome-looking red hunting cap that I want. Holden, I'm going to get your hunting cap one way or the other. I'll either pay you 1000 bucks or I'll knock you out and steal your hat. No offense to anyone named Holden. I'm talking about Holden Caulfield.

I mean, pretty much no death. Well, maybe some dead people. I'm not sure, haven't read it. Go read it to find out If I'm right or rong and If I spelled rong rong. Because I did.

But remember, this stuff is rated M for Mature. M M M M M M M M M M FOR MATURE!

So don't read it if you're like 12 years old, writing a blog, being awesome and that kind of stuffs. Goodbye!