Was Gatsby Great! WILL IT EVER BE ENOUGH? WILL YOUR CONSTANT WANTING KILL US ALL? Read on...

WAS GATSBY GREAT? I will never know, but your opinion is always welcome in the comments. SOMEONE PLEASE COMMENT.

A carefree world isn't really what it seems to be. You will never be ridden of your cares, because even in a carefree world, you will still care. You might care about a random thing that doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter what you care about, all that matters is that you care! Oh, and Spendthrift Billionares? IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH! YOUR CONSTANT WANTING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL.

The moral of that short sentence? It will never be enough, and your constant wanting is going to kill us all (eventually)

Even if we find everything about Earth, the scientists will start going crazy and ask: "WAT DA HECK IS ON MARS?! WE GOTTA COLONIZE MARS PEOPLE!"

And then we start sending innocents to Mars so they can colonize it but they die on the way of sickness or hunger or etc!

They'll keep sending people until everyone is gone from this world except the scientists! AND THEN THEY'LL SEND THEMSELVES! And they'll die too. And that, friends, is my theory of human extinction.

So that was how humans will eventually become extinct. Our constant wanting will really kill us all someday. Maybe in not our way, but in another way.

Like when we invent everything, we want more! So we'll invent something we have never invented (even though we've invented everything), create a paradox that will create a black hole that will kill all of the species in The Solar System.

There are so many ways that we could kill ourselves! So that's why in the end, The American Dream will kill us all.

Oh, and by the way, Gatsby wants to restore the past. But that is sadly impossible.

Gatsby never drank liquor. Good man. Only his guests drank liquor. That's why they were kinda daft. They were DRUNK! And brave! So they started to mock Gatsby. And what did he do? Nothing. Good guy Gatsby. Very good guy Gatsby. He's my role model.

Most of Gatsby's friends are careless. Daisy, Nicky, And all the rich rest. All careless! THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU GATSBY!

Gatsby turned out alright in the end. It was what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams. He was a great man. But great people must be careful or else they might be KILLED!

The whole story is kinda sad. It means that it will never be enough. WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH? Never. Sad, really. If we could do better- No wait. We can't.

Life is hard. We can do life the hard way or- Wait, no, sorry, there's just the hard way.

Life is also fun! We can do life the fun way or the boring way. Yes, you can make it boring. Sorry boring people, but your lives will be as boring as a can made out of boring filled with concentrated boring that was compressed by boring.

So, what would you like to know about Gatsby? WHAT? Brain, I trusted you! You don't know anything more about Gatsby! I WANT MORE GATSBY! Well, you see, I was following the American Dream a little there. Kinda sad. But everyone wants to follow the American Dream... WHY IS IT EVEN CALLED THE AMERICAN DREAM? Why can't it be the Japanese Dream? Or the Martian Dream? Time will tell. Or maybe it's because the Americans invented it. And that's why I don't follow the American dream. Because it's for Americans only. Nah, Just Kidding! Everyone follows the American Dream!

Even Buddha! In his early years. OLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

It's natural to follow the American Dream. But if you're a Buddhist, resist! It's wrong! ALL LIFE IS SUFFERING THE SOURCE OF SUFFERING IS DESIRE TO STOP DESIRE FOLLOW THE EIGHTFOLD PATH!

There's a lot of death in the later parts of TGG. That's why I don't want to be included in the story!

The characters in the GG are not terribly likeable. Some of them get what they deserve, some don't. Like Daisy. And Nicky.

Hank is a killer! HE KILLED A MAN! WITH YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Unlike Gatsby, Gatsby got shot. Gracefully. Once he got shot, he did a double-backflip and landed in the pool with a faint "plop" It was awesome. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Is there a god? Well, I can tell you one thing. This is probably not related to this in any way. But it might be! As Gatsby was killed, if he turned into a camel and attempted to fit through the eye of a needle, then God is real. But don't believe those lies. Jesus is right about some things, but he definitely was wrong about the world ending. As long as you are faithful and nice, God (If he is real, probably is.) will save your soul! Sorry Atheists, you go to hell forever.

NOW GOODBYE! FOREVER!