It's 2:30. Time for literature!
There is a difference between Love and Passion. Love is, well, you know, love. Passion is lust. Lust is not love. Wait, it is extremist love. But what if love is lust? Cue Dramatic Chipmunk:
Oh, and Romeo and Juliet: Between them, it was probably lust.
If you think the story is pretty funny, then that means you only read the first bit. Near the end, it gets much, much worse.
DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I DO BITE MY THUMB....
I don't like poetry. Messes with my head. No reader, I do not make you want to read this but I do make you want to read......
Now to stick some C4 under your seat and create a REFERENCE EXPLOSION!
Hey there's 142 words...... Oh wait, there aren't anymore.
Romeo betrayed Rosaline by marrying Juliet one day after he met her. EVIL STUFF, REALLY.
Now poor Rosaline is on the streets, begging for people to give her boyfriends.
Donate your son to our donation foundation. It will do better for the whole of us. Also, you can get your son back if he isn't the chosen one.
That was all fake. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
Do not donate your son. Rosaline turned into a minor character after that moment, and she will always be a minor character, deal with it.
Anyway, people write to Juliet in Verona. The people in Verona write back. Derp.
Juliet is dead! It's the people in Verona! STOP BEING SO CONFUSED YOU DUMB COLLEGE-LEVEL MANIACS! Oh, and by the way, Dumb College-Level Maniacs are rare, as College-Level is about the highest you can get.
OK, more on Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet was considered one of his best plays!
Let's just get this on with. I just wanna talk about some Gatsby and quit it with this fancy stuff.
Ok, so Romeo and Juliet (Romiette? Julio?) decided to marry. Why didn't they just run away with each other, make love and leave? You see, that's the kind of thing that confuses me about Julio and Romiette.
Youtube automatic captions suck. I mean, I just want to watch some Crash Course and then they decide to make undoing uncle dingus.
And instead of Love Of Your Life it says Love Of Your Wife. MY WIFE IS MINE DON'T CROSS THAT LINE! Wait, I don't have one.
At least it got Medieval Verona right.
And Speaking of Verona.....
Verona is in Italy, obviously! And the love there is Hot-Blooded and Crazy and Romantic and Catholic! Very Catholic. In the Medieval times. Now the love is just Catholic.
Most people in England are Prodestants.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Romeo + Juliet. Slightly creepy Star-Crossed lovers!
Romeo and Juliet is weird. WEIRD. Young lovers, really. I mean, Juliet got married at the age of 13. :\
At the end of Romeo and Juliet, both of them are dead. DEAD. Their family finds them. THEIR DEAD BODIES. ONE OF THEM BEING THE BODY OF A POOR RICH 13 YEAR OLD CHILD.
So the play really isn't that nice. In fact, it's a tragedy. Obviously.
This is just part 1, part 2 is next week.
By the way, if you don't know already, each lover is divided into one family. And each family is pretty aggressive towards the other family. So they hate each other. Therefore, Romeo and Juliet are in a pretty sticky situation.
There is one off stage Sex scene in the play. ;) Saucy!
And there are lots of on-stage killings, the most carried out by Romeo.
Wait, if the Sex Scene was done by Romeo and Juliet.....
"Processing Mode Activated"
D8 Oh god. OH GOD.
TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG FOR PROCREATION!
Oh, and the guy who marries Romeo and Juliet is a renegade priest who does that kind of stuff for fun. Wait, no? Oh, right. He isn't. He just secretly marries Romeo and Juliet. Strange.
Oh, and guess what I found ouuuuuut..........
Romeo and Juliet really did do it. Oh my god. WHAT THE EFF.
Thanks Shakespeare, now I'm gonna need counseling for the rest of my teenage years.
OH AND BY THE WAY THAT WAS SARCASM SHAKEY EVER HEARD OF IT?
Most of Shakey's plays were set outside England. And he was English. And that is why the Queen sent him to get eaten by the Robotic Dogs, and when his followers found the tech they copied it and founded the Steampunk Age! Wait, we're talking about this dimension's history? Aww man.
Italians are passionate. They are also known to love sex.
Although British are interested in Shepherd's Pie.
Ummm. When I zoomed out of my word counter, some of my writing disappeared. So that's worrisome.
By the way, if you're 16 years old, find a girlfriend and you think that she's your love of your lifetime, 75% of the time..... YOU. ARE. WRONG. Sorry!
My last history writing was easy, because I'm good at that stuff, but Literature....... AAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT.
I never read Romeo and Juliet. Nor did I read Gatsby. So.... maybe I should talk about the Hobbit, where there is no romance or girly stuff whatsoever.
What's that 75% of Female Readers? You want me to continue with Romeo and Juliet? Oh fine, but maybe next time I shall talk about THE HOBBIT!
But wait, we have part 2. Dang.
Hey! MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH MACBE
Oww. My head. Don't read that sentence out loud.
Someday we might talk about Macbe
Damn it! 2 bruises!
OK. I've learnt my lesson. I will never say Macbe-
Ded.
Just a heads up: I am not flagging this blog as 17+ just because I'm including The Catcher In The Rye in this blog. So please, read the title. It will say 17+.
The Moral of Romeo and Juliet: Do not attempt to win the heart of a young teenage girl or else you will kill yourself and she will soon after.
ROMEO LOVES JULIET IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. If it was, they wouldn't have died.
Every time you finish reading Romeo and Juliet, God makes a Romeo and Juliet commit double suicide.
If you read Romeo and Juliet, cry. SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT WHY THE HELL DID SHE EVEN TAKE A SLEEPING POTION WHY CAN'T ROMEO FIND A PULSE WHAT THE HELL AFKLJFKLEJHFLDSKHFKLAJKL:JDLKFHELFAJFLDHFLKEJDLKFHELKHFLKDHFLKEJFLDHFJLEDHLKDFHDHHUDEY.
I didn't read it. I read The Picture Of Dorian Grey though. Pretty good.
This post is almost done, so goodbye! Bye! NAH JK KEEP READING!
O ROMEO O ROMEO WHERE ART THOU ROMEO is one of the worst lines in Shakespearean History! What if his name wasn't Romeo? Think about it.
I kinda like the Shakespearean plays, but if you really want to know my favorite, my favorite is Ma- The Scottish Play.
Almost got me. Lucky for me, I will never say Ma- SCOTTISH PLAY GODDAMN IT!
So close. Remember kids, never say M@cb3th. I don't think I'll be hit with a sandbag if I say it that wa-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Ahhh. Owwwwww.
Macdonarudu gets his head chopped off at the end of his very Scottish Play.
ITS A SAD PLAY WHERE EVERYONE THAT IS SCOTTISH GETS THEIR HEAD CHOPPED OFF. Macbeth's wife get's kille-
DAMN. Said Macbeth agai-
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DAMN YOU MACBE-
Hello, I'm another guy. I just saw this 12 year old kid here, he seemed to be writing here. A sandbag landed on his head. Luckily, I called the ambulance. He'll be fine in a few days. For now, goodbye!
At the end of Romeo and Juliet, both of them are dead. DEAD. Their family finds them. THEIR DEAD BODIES. ONE OF THEM BEING THE BODY OF A POOR RICH 13 YEAR OLD CHILD.
So the play really isn't that nice. In fact, it's a tragedy. Obviously.
This is just part 1, part 2 is next week.
By the way, if you don't know already, each lover is divided into one family. And each family is pretty aggressive towards the other family. So they hate each other. Therefore, Romeo and Juliet are in a pretty sticky situation.
There is one off stage Sex scene in the play. ;) Saucy!
And there are lots of on-stage killings, the most carried out by Romeo.
Wait, if the Sex Scene was done by Romeo and Juliet.....
"Processing Mode Activated"
D8 Oh god. OH GOD.
TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG FOR PROCREATION!
Oh, and the guy who marries Romeo and Juliet is a renegade priest who does that kind of stuff for fun. Wait, no? Oh, right. He isn't. He just secretly marries Romeo and Juliet. Strange.
Oh, and guess what I found ouuuuuut..........
Romeo and Juliet really did do it. Oh my god. WHAT THE EFF.
Thanks Shakespeare, now I'm gonna need counseling for the rest of my teenage years.
OH AND BY THE WAY THAT WAS SARCASM SHAKEY EVER HEARD OF IT?
Most of Shakey's plays were set outside England. And he was English. And that is why the Queen sent him to get eaten by the Robotic Dogs, and when his followers found the tech they copied it and founded the Steampunk Age! Wait, we're talking about this dimension's history? Aww man.
Italians are passionate. They are also known to love sex.
Although British are interested in Shepherd's Pie.
Ummm. When I zoomed out of my word counter, some of my writing disappeared. So that's worrisome.
By the way, if you're 16 years old, find a girlfriend and you think that she's your love of your lifetime, 75% of the time..... YOU. ARE. WRONG. Sorry!
My last history writing was easy, because I'm good at that stuff, but Literature....... AAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT.
I never read Romeo and Juliet. Nor did I read Gatsby. So.... maybe I should talk about the Hobbit, where there is no romance or girly stuff whatsoever.
What's that 75% of Female Readers? You want me to continue with Romeo and Juliet? Oh fine, but maybe next time I shall talk about THE HOBBIT!
But wait, we have part 2. Dang.
Hey! MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH MACBE
Oww. My head. Don't read that sentence out loud.
Someday we might talk about Macbe
Damn it! 2 bruises!
OK. I've learnt my lesson. I will never say Macbe-
Ded.
Just a heads up: I am not flagging this blog as 17+ just because I'm including The Catcher In The Rye in this blog. So please, read the title. It will say 17+.
The Moral of Romeo and Juliet: Do not attempt to win the heart of a young teenage girl or else you will kill yourself and she will soon after.
ROMEO LOVES JULIET IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. If it was, they wouldn't have died.
Every time you finish reading Romeo and Juliet, God makes a Romeo and Juliet commit double suicide.
If you read Romeo and Juliet, cry. SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT WHY THE HELL DID SHE EVEN TAKE A SLEEPING POTION WHY CAN'T ROMEO FIND A PULSE WHAT THE HELL AFKLJFKLEJHFLDSKHFKLAJKL:JDLKFHELFAJFLDHFLKEJDLKFHELKHFLKDHFLKEJFLDHFJLEDHLKDFHDHHUDEY.
I didn't read it. I read The Picture Of Dorian Grey though. Pretty good.
This post is almost done, so goodbye! Bye! NAH JK KEEP READING!
O ROMEO O ROMEO WHERE ART THOU ROMEO is one of the worst lines in Shakespearean History! What if his name wasn't Romeo? Think about it.
I kinda like the Shakespearean plays, but if you really want to know my favorite, my favorite is Ma- The Scottish Play.
Almost got me. Lucky for me, I will never say Ma- SCOTTISH PLAY GODDAMN IT!
So close. Remember kids, never say M@cb3th. I don't think I'll be hit with a sandbag if I say it that wa-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Ahhh. Owwwwww.
Macdonarudu gets his head chopped off at the end of his very Scottish Play.
ITS A SAD PLAY WHERE EVERYONE THAT IS SCOTTISH GETS THEIR HEAD CHOPPED OFF. Macbeth's wife get's kille-
DAMN. Said Macbeth agai-
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DAMN YOU MACBE-
Hello, I'm another guy. I just saw this 12 year old kid here, he seemed to be writing here. A sandbag landed on his head. Luckily, I called the ambulance. He'll be fine in a few days. For now, goodbye!
Monday, January 14, 2013
Literature: A Slightly Humorous Introduction
Thank you for reading my History blog if you did, because this is the new LITERATURE blog! I will spend quite some time on my literature. Please enjoy this new blog! Happy Reading!
Writing is the way that the Dead communicate with the living, telling them about what was happening back there. Like those war novels!
ONE DAY, THERE WAS THAT MOMENT WHEN AN ATOMIC BOMB HIT ME DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD. I WAS LUCKY THAT IT WAS DISARMED, BUT IT STILL GAVE ME A PRETTY DAMN BIG BRUISE UP ON MY HEAD. WHAT WAS MY NAME AGAIN? JOHN PETERSON? I GUESS.
That was a chapter from the book Who Am I? Who The Hell Are You? What's My Name? Did I Get Hit On The Head By A Disarmed Atomic Bomb? By Peter Johnson. It was his diary.
So that is just one of the many books that I will be telling you about. Romeo And Juliet is just another one of the many.
LOL How Do I Read Book. By opening it, reading one page, flipping to another page, reading that, and repeat. Makes sense? It should.
If you don't like me cursing, then I can do the same thing John does.
Holy Motherstephening Shakespeare! Life Of Pi was a good book. Lulz I mean the movie. Fail.
But we're relating to books here, right?
Two important things you should use in stories are Metaphors and Hyperbole. They are great if you want to make a great book or a great comment on why the hell I like ponies and the fact that I am gay!
Lulz.
And for the record, I am not gay.
MY INTERNET CONNECTION JUST GOT UNPLUGGED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING PLEASE SAVE ME! Oh right, I must handle literature. And it got connected again. Good.
Romeo's nurse invented the word saucy. SERIOUSLY. Shakespeare was a weird guy. Hehehe.
You should study literature more. Read the Hobbit. I did. And read the sequel that I didn't, and brag about it because Tolkein is very good at making people brag.
English is the most used language. Which is why you don't see many books with other languages and you don't see any books that are rittenway inay igpay atinlay.
Asecay losedcay.
By the way, writing in Pig Latin is great. Atday umsay oodgay hitsay
Vous ne pouvez pas lire cette langue étonnante. Seulement je sais ce que j'écris parce que je l'écris dans un traducteur. Ah, et Français, cessez svp de faire des bandes dessinées sans anglais dans eux. Merci.
L'utilisation traduisent la littérature pour trouver ce que je dis. N'oubliez par la manière, jamais d'employer des métaphores et ce genre de substance.
J'espère que c'est précis.
Read critically and attentively. It will help your writing too!
Extrémité de la partie quatre. Si vous compreniez chaque peu de mon français, puis félicitation.
You need some of this literature to understand what I am saying.
グリーティングします。 この日本で、それを前に聞いたことがありません! は、読み取ることができませんか? 恐れることはないは、すべて、世界各地で使用されていることを言語で記述する必要があります。 ありがとうございました。
Japanese does not count as words in the word counter, sadly.
Obgleich Deutscher tut. Glückwünsche. Ich bin so glücklich! Ich kann ihn nicht nehmen! "SCHNAUFEN" "fällt" in Ohnmacht.
Ich liebe Deutsches. Mit ihm kann ich sagen, dass mein Bruder wirklich bei Minecraft saugt und nie überhaupt an ihm gut sein wird. He, ist er sechs Jähriges.
Oh und wenn Sie den Literatur-Übersetzer verwendeten, dann wenig bruder, wie Duke Nukem sagt, ZERREISSE ICH IHREN KOPF WEG UND SCHEISSE HINUNTER IHREN HALS!
That's enough German for one day. And enough Japanese.
Det räcker! Tid att tala svenska!
Hej Pewdie!
None of this has turned out to be Literature yet for the Ingles, so that means I should say, that what I said back there was not nonsense.
Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! That's Enough! That's Enough! Dags att avsluta denna post! Tack för att du läser denna post, och om du är svensk, säga hej till Pewdie för mig! Ellos Pewdie
Writing is the way that the Dead communicate with the living, telling them about what was happening back there. Like those war novels!
ONE DAY, THERE WAS THAT MOMENT WHEN AN ATOMIC BOMB HIT ME DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD. I WAS LUCKY THAT IT WAS DISARMED, BUT IT STILL GAVE ME A PRETTY DAMN BIG BRUISE UP ON MY HEAD. WHAT WAS MY NAME AGAIN? JOHN PETERSON? I GUESS.
That was a chapter from the book Who Am I? Who The Hell Are You? What's My Name? Did I Get Hit On The Head By A Disarmed Atomic Bomb? By Peter Johnson. It was his diary.
So that is just one of the many books that I will be telling you about. Romeo And Juliet is just another one of the many.
LOL How Do I Read Book. By opening it, reading one page, flipping to another page, reading that, and repeat. Makes sense? It should.
If you don't like me cursing, then I can do the same thing John does.
Holy Motherstephening Shakespeare! Life Of Pi was a good book. Lulz I mean the movie. Fail.
But we're relating to books here, right?
Two important things you should use in stories are Metaphors and Hyperbole. They are great if you want to make a great book or a great comment on why the hell I like ponies and the fact that I am gay!
Lulz.
And for the record, I am not gay.
MY INTERNET CONNECTION JUST GOT UNPLUGGED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING PLEASE SAVE ME! Oh right, I must handle literature. And it got connected again. Good.
Romeo's nurse invented the word saucy. SERIOUSLY. Shakespeare was a weird guy. Hehehe.
You should study literature more. Read the Hobbit. I did. And read the sequel that I didn't, and brag about it because Tolkein is very good at making people brag.
English is the most used language. Which is why you don't see many books with other languages and you don't see any books that are rittenway inay igpay atinlay.
Asecay losedcay.
By the way, writing in Pig Latin is great. Atday umsay oodgay hitsay
Vous ne pouvez pas lire cette langue étonnante. Seulement je sais ce que j'écris parce que je l'écris dans un traducteur. Ah, et Français, cessez svp de faire des bandes dessinées sans anglais dans eux. Merci.
L'utilisation traduisent la littérature pour trouver ce que je dis. N'oubliez par la manière, jamais d'employer des métaphores et ce genre de substance.
J'espère que c'est précis.
Read critically and attentively. It will help your writing too!
Extrémité de la partie quatre. Si vous compreniez chaque peu de mon français, puis félicitation.
You need some of this literature to understand what I am saying.
グリーティングします。 この日本で、それを前に聞いたことがありません! は、読み取ることができませんか? 恐れることはないは、すべて、世界各地で使用されていることを言語で記述する必要があります。 ありがとうございました。
Japanese does not count as words in the word counter, sadly.
Obgleich Deutscher tut. Glückwünsche. Ich bin so glücklich! Ich kann ihn nicht nehmen! "SCHNAUFEN" "fällt" in Ohnmacht.
Ich liebe Deutsches. Mit ihm kann ich sagen, dass mein Bruder wirklich bei Minecraft saugt und nie überhaupt an ihm gut sein wird. He, ist er sechs Jähriges.
Oh und wenn Sie den Literatur-Übersetzer verwendeten, dann wenig bruder, wie Duke Nukem sagt, ZERREISSE ICH IHREN KOPF WEG UND SCHEISSE HINUNTER IHREN HALS!
That's enough German for one day. And enough Japanese.
Det räcker! Tid att tala svenska!
Hej Pewdie!
None of this has turned out to be Literature yet for the Ingles, so that means I should say, that what I said back there was not nonsense.
Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! That's Enough! That's Enough! Dags att avsluta denna post! Tack för att du läser denna post, och om du är svensk, säga hej till Pewdie för mig! Ellos Pewdie
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