HOLY EMILY DICKINSON!

Emily Dickinson's Poetry! This woman had an awkward name which has the awfully controversial name Dick in it! Oh noes! Also, she made a lot of awesome poems.

Dickinson didn't come out of her room much, and inside that room she wrote over 800 poems. SO SHE WAS AN EMO WRITER! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO WRITER! OH NO EMO! Just Kidding, but she has the annoying habit of writing dashes after every verse. >:( ANNOYING!

Every color means something, let it be emotion, weather or that kind of thing. I relate red to insanity, orange to fruityness, yellow to light, black to darkness, white to innocence, blue to small spaces and finally, I relate green to nature, which is why it's my favorite color, because it reminds me to be natural.

Being natural is good! I like any type of green, as long as it's related to nature. Thanx for reading, I'll see you tomorrow.


Emily was a creepy but creative woman. And we only have one adult portrait of her. It's quite a nice portrait, though. I like it!

Emily was obsessed with death, like me! I'm sorry, I misspoke. I meant I'm obsessed with NOT DYING. Best reality ever is when you're stuck in a virtual world where you can live forever and meet other people and play games and AWESOME! I LOVE THIS IDEA, DON'T YOU! YES YOU DO!

Emily didn't come out of her room for her father's funeral which was downstairs.

Emily wanted her sister to burn all of her poems, but I'm not even sure if she did, because we have the poems now! I've never read any, but they seem to have a good rep, If You Know What I Mean! Yes you do know what I mean obviously! OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUSLY! Yes, very very very very Obviously.


Dicky was very obsessed with death, so she used it a lot in her poems. I mean, it's kind of morbid, really! I DON'T LIKE DEATH, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT IT EMILY? Oh right, you got your wish, because you ARE dead! Happy now, Emily? I hope you like the beauty of death, because now your flesh and bone has been eaten by maggots and all that is left is the skeleton and eventually that will disappear and everything will go wrong! ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR CHOICE EMILY? ARE YOU HAPPY?

Sorry, got a little carried away there, but It is kind of crazy about how she's SO OBSESSED with this "Death" thing.

What's death anyway? I only know about respawning! Because I'm Scoot, and I never die! EVAR! Becuz I respawn, and respawn.

YORI YORI YORI! YOU ONLY RESPAWN INFINITELY! SO YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!