Thank you for reading my History blog if you did, because this is the new LITERATURE blog! I will spend quite some time on my literature. Please enjoy this new blog! Happy Reading!
Writing is the way that the Dead communicate with the living, telling them about what was happening back there. Like those war novels!
ONE DAY, THERE WAS THAT MOMENT WHEN AN ATOMIC BOMB HIT ME DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD. I WAS LUCKY THAT IT WAS DISARMED, BUT IT STILL GAVE ME A PRETTY DAMN BIG BRUISE UP ON MY HEAD. WHAT WAS MY NAME AGAIN? JOHN PETERSON? I GUESS.
That was a chapter from the book Who Am I? Who The Hell Are You? What's My Name? Did I Get Hit On The Head By A Disarmed Atomic Bomb? By Peter Johnson. It was his diary.
So that is just one of the many books that I will be telling you about. Romeo And Juliet is just another one of the many.
LOL How Do I Read Book. By opening it, reading one page, flipping to another page, reading that, and repeat. Makes sense? It should.
If you don't like me cursing, then I can do the same thing John does.
Holy Motherstephening Shakespeare! Life Of Pi was a good book. Lulz I mean the movie. Fail.
But we're relating to books here, right?
Two important things you should use in stories are Metaphors and Hyperbole. They are great if you want to make a great book or a great comment on why the hell I like ponies and the fact that I am gay!
Lulz.
And for the record, I am not gay.
MY INTERNET CONNECTION JUST GOT UNPLUGGED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING PLEASE SAVE ME! Oh right, I must handle literature. And it got connected again. Good.
Romeo's nurse invented the word saucy. SERIOUSLY. Shakespeare was a weird guy. Hehehe.
You should study literature more. Read the Hobbit. I did. And read the sequel that I didn't, and brag about it because Tolkein is very good at making people brag.
English is the most used language. Which is why you don't see many books with other languages and you don't see any books that are rittenway inay igpay atinlay.
Asecay losedcay.
By the way, writing in Pig Latin is great. Atday umsay oodgay hitsay
Vous ne pouvez pas lire cette langue étonnante. Seulement je sais ce que j'écris parce que je l'écris dans un traducteur. Ah, et Français, cessez svp de faire des bandes dessinées sans anglais dans eux. Merci.
L'utilisation traduisent la littérature pour trouver ce que je dis. N'oubliez par la manière, jamais d'employer des métaphores et ce genre de substance.
J'espère que c'est précis.
Read critically and attentively. It will help your writing too!
Extrémité de la partie quatre. Si vous compreniez chaque peu de mon français, puis félicitation.
You need some of this literature to understand what I am saying.
グリーティングします。 この日本で、それを前に聞いたことがありません! は、読み取ることができませんか? 恐れることはないは、すべて、世界各地で使用されていることを言語で記述する必要があります。 ありがとうございました。
Japanese does not count as words in the word counter, sadly.
Obgleich Deutscher tut. Glückwünsche. Ich bin so glücklich! Ich kann ihn nicht nehmen! "SCHNAUFEN" "fällt" in Ohnmacht.
Ich liebe Deutsches. Mit ihm kann ich sagen, dass mein Bruder wirklich bei Minecraft saugt und nie überhaupt an ihm gut sein wird. He, ist er sechs Jähriges.
Oh und wenn Sie den Literatur-Übersetzer verwendeten, dann wenig bruder, wie Duke Nukem sagt, ZERREISSE ICH IHREN KOPF WEG UND SCHEISSE HINUNTER IHREN HALS!
That's enough German for one day. And enough Japanese.
Det räcker! Tid att tala svenska!
Hej Pewdie!
None of this has turned out to be Literature yet for the Ingles, so that means I should say, that what I said back there was not nonsense.
Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! Det räcker nu! That's Enough! That's Enough! Dags att avsluta denna post! Tack för att du läser denna post, och om du är svensk, säga hej till Pewdie för mig! Ellos Pewdie
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