Romeo and Juliet is weird. WEIRD. Young lovers, really. I mean, Juliet got married at the age of 13. :\
At the end of Romeo and Juliet, both of them are dead. DEAD. Their family finds them. THEIR DEAD BODIES. ONE OF THEM BEING THE BODY OF A POOR RICH 13 YEAR OLD CHILD.
So the play really isn't that nice. In fact, it's a tragedy. Obviously.
This is just part 1, part 2 is next week.
By the way, if you don't know already, each lover is divided into one family. And each family is pretty aggressive towards the other family. So they hate each other. Therefore, Romeo and Juliet are in a pretty sticky situation.
There is one off stage Sex scene in the play. ;) Saucy!
And there are lots of on-stage killings, the most carried out by Romeo.
Wait, if the Sex Scene was done by Romeo and Juliet.....
"Processing Mode Activated"
D8 Oh god. OH GOD.
TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG FOR PROCREATION!
Oh, and the guy who marries Romeo and Juliet is a renegade priest who does that kind of stuff for fun. Wait, no? Oh, right. He isn't. He just secretly marries Romeo and Juliet. Strange.
Oh, and guess what I found ouuuuuut..........
Romeo and Juliet really did do it. Oh my god. WHAT THE EFF.
Thanks Shakespeare, now I'm gonna need counseling for the rest of my teenage years.
OH AND BY THE WAY THAT WAS SARCASM SHAKEY EVER HEARD OF IT?
Most of Shakey's plays were set outside England. And he was English. And that is why the Queen sent him to get eaten by the Robotic Dogs, and when his followers found the tech they copied it and founded the Steampunk Age! Wait, we're talking about this dimension's history? Aww man.
Italians are passionate. They are also known to love sex.
Although British are interested in Shepherd's Pie.
Ummm. When I zoomed out of my word counter, some of my writing disappeared. So that's worrisome.
By the way, if you're 16 years old, find a girlfriend and you think that she's your love of your lifetime, 75% of the time..... YOU. ARE. WRONG. Sorry!
My last history writing was easy, because I'm good at that stuff, but Literature....... AAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT.
I never read Romeo and Juliet. Nor did I read Gatsby. So.... maybe I should talk about the Hobbit, where there is no romance or girly stuff whatsoever.
What's that 75% of Female Readers? You want me to continue with Romeo and Juliet? Oh fine, but maybe next time I shall talk about THE HOBBIT!
But wait, we have part 2. Dang.
Hey! MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH MACBE
Oww. My head. Don't read that sentence out loud.
Someday we might talk about Macbe
Damn it! 2 bruises!
OK. I've learnt my lesson. I will never say Macbe-
Ded.
Just a heads up: I am not flagging this blog as 17+ just because I'm including The Catcher In The Rye in this blog. So please, read the title. It will say 17+.
The Moral of Romeo and Juliet: Do not attempt to win the heart of a young teenage girl or else you will kill yourself and she will soon after.
ROMEO LOVES JULIET IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. If it was, they wouldn't have died.
Every time you finish reading Romeo and Juliet, God makes a Romeo and Juliet commit double suicide.
If you read Romeo and Juliet, cry. SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT WHY THE HELL DID SHE EVEN TAKE A SLEEPING POTION WHY CAN'T ROMEO FIND A PULSE WHAT THE HELL AFKLJFKLEJHFLDSKHFKLAJKL:JDLKFHELFAJFLDHFLKEJDLKFHELKHFLKDHFLKEJFLDHFJLEDHLKDFHDHHUDEY.
I didn't read it. I read The Picture Of Dorian Grey though. Pretty good.
This post is almost done, so goodbye! Bye! NAH JK KEEP READING!
O ROMEO O ROMEO WHERE ART THOU ROMEO is one of the worst lines in Shakespearean History! What if his name wasn't Romeo? Think about it.
I kinda like the Shakespearean plays, but if you really want to know my favorite, my favorite is Ma- The Scottish Play.
Almost got me. Lucky for me, I will never say Ma- SCOTTISH PLAY GODDAMN IT!
So close. Remember kids, never say M@cb3th. I don't think I'll be hit with a sandbag if I say it that wa-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Ahhh. Owwwwww.
Macdonarudu gets his head chopped off at the end of his very Scottish Play.
ITS A SAD PLAY WHERE EVERYONE THAT IS SCOTTISH GETS THEIR HEAD CHOPPED OFF. Macbeth's wife get's kille-
DAMN. Said Macbeth agai-
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DAMN YOU MACBE-
Hello, I'm another guy. I just saw this 12 year old kid here, he seemed to be writing here. A sandbag landed on his head. Luckily, I called the ambulance. He'll be fine in a few days. For now, goodbye!
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