OMFG TCITR!

Salinger was awesome because he was a soldier in a war! And he wrote a book about a kid with problems. AT LEAST HE FOUGHT IN A WAR JUST LIKE TOLKIEN! This is probably the closest we get to Tolkein. So keep your fingers crossed that this guy will be awesome. Oh wait. HE IS! He wrote a great book. I love TCITR! Especially the hunting cap. It's a sign of hope! LIKE THE GREEN LIGHT!

Holden loves his cap. It's his lucky thing that he wears whenever he does something risky or dangerous or amazing or sexy OR WHATEVER. Just he wears the cap to block his grey shame.

Yes, he has grey shame. Like a lot of other old men. EXCEPT HE ISN'T OLD HE'S LIKE 16 YEARS OLD OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE GREY SHAME PLEASE TELL ME NOW GREY SHAME GREY SHAME AAH.

Sorry about that. Ok, end of this part of the post! See you tomorrow!

Should we make a movie of The Catcher In The Rye? I don't think so, I don't like movies. Movies suck! Just kidding, just The Catcher In The Rye, Movie Version? Really? Find something more original, like when that bear entered the short pipe where he died and sucked my blood.

And that's how Polar Bears were invented. When Bears Turn Into Vampires And Become Pale.

Holden has a nice, cute, whatever, it's his sister. SHE HAS RED HAIR, BLUSHED CHEEKS AND LOVES TO RIDE CAROUSELS! CALL NOW IF YOU WANT TO MEET AND GREET HER! 999 999 999 999 999 1337 999 55

Nobody empathizes Holden. Holden isn't heard! Poor Holden, better go buy him a MEGAPHONE! We should get him a megaphone!

I wonder if that carousel was dangerous? Right, carousels are dangerous, if they explode, then everyone on it goes flying into buildings and cars and basketball hoops and that kind of thing.


The Catcher In The Rye is fun! I like Holden Caulfield's cap! It's a weird, great story! WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY! But I still got so many days to talk about it, and that's very bad, as I want to talk about something other than Holden Caulfield and his Sister and OMFG Catcher In The Rye and CRAP!

Poems are written on gloves! I love writing poems on gloves, but this is kind of going too far! I want something else than The Catcher In The Rye! Oh and there's a freaking spider on my computer screen please don't jump on meklahvjc ghjdhf

Okay, that was crazy. Sorry for the short Spider Jumping on my F@#KING FACE, let's talk more about The Catcher In The Rye!

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Not enough death in The Catcher In The Rye! I actually got the book, but the version I got is tiny! Like the size of an adult heart! No offense hearts, you're still awesome at sustaining life and that kind of thing because your'e awesome! Please don't give me a heart attack UR-

Ok, that went swell! Actually, it went horrible. Stupid. Stupid heart stopping on me in the middle of the post. I was just kidding heart. Come on, can't you take a joke?! No? Well ok, you're gonna get surgically extracted when I have enough money to do that!

More on TCINR! That's the acronym TCINR! Actually, since I got a minimum words of 150, then maybe I should say The Catcher In The Rye! That was actually very clever of me, to do something so nice, amazing and cool.

Holden, Y U so scared of growing up?!


Salinger married so many women about 10 years younger than him, which is both weird and pervertive. Just kidding, because pervertive isn't a wooooord! OH NOES! I'm gonna make it a word! IT IS A WORD NOW I TORE OUT PERVERT AND PUT A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER AND THEN I WROTE PERVERTING 1: A GUY ADDICTED TO SEXY STUFF!

Salinger is so creepy. And he hates the goddamn movies. I also hate the goddamn movies. We all hate the goddamn movies. Well, except for normal, sane people. I actually do like the goddamn movies. I love the goddamn movies. It's really weird how Holden calls it The Goddamn Movies.

Salinger didn't want to be famous. Which is sad, because it's awesome to be famous. He'd be pretty pissed if you called him with his phone number, and don't even think about knocking on his door. He hates public. Sad.