It's 2:30. Time for literature!
There is a difference between Love and Passion. Love is, well, you know, love. Passion is lust. Lust is not love. Wait, it is extremist love. But what if love is lust? Cue Dramatic Chipmunk:
Oh, and Romeo and Juliet: Between them, it was probably lust.
If you think the story is pretty funny, then that means you only read the first bit. Near the end, it gets much, much worse.
DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I DO BITE MY THUMB....
I don't like poetry. Messes with my head. No reader, I do not make you want to read this but I do make you want to read......
Now to stick some C4 under your seat and create a REFERENCE EXPLOSION!
Hey there's 142 words...... Oh wait, there aren't anymore.
Romeo betrayed Rosaline by marrying Juliet one day after he met her. EVIL STUFF, REALLY.
Now poor Rosaline is on the streets, begging for people to give her boyfriends.
Donate your son to our donation foundation. It will do better for the whole of us. Also, you can get your son back if he isn't the chosen one.
That was all fake. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
Do not donate your son. Rosaline turned into a minor character after that moment, and she will always be a minor character, deal with it.
Anyway, people write to Juliet in Verona. The people in Verona write back. Derp.
Juliet is dead! It's the people in Verona! STOP BEING SO CONFUSED YOU DUMB COLLEGE-LEVEL MANIACS! Oh, and by the way, Dumb College-Level Maniacs are rare, as College-Level is about the highest you can get.
OK, more on Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet was considered one of his best plays!
Let's just get this on with. I just wanna talk about some Gatsby and quit it with this fancy stuff.
Ok, so Romeo and Juliet (Romiette? Julio?) decided to marry. Why didn't they just run away with each other, make love and leave? You see, that's the kind of thing that confuses me about Julio and Romiette.
Youtube automatic captions suck. I mean, I just want to watch some Crash Course and then they decide to make undoing uncle dingus.
And instead of Love Of Your Life it says Love Of Your Wife. MY WIFE IS MINE DON'T CROSS THAT LINE! Wait, I don't have one.
At least it got Medieval Verona right.
And Speaking of Verona.....
Verona is in Italy, obviously! And the love there is Hot-Blooded and Crazy and Romantic and Catholic! Very Catholic. In the Medieval times. Now the love is just Catholic.
Most people in England are Prodestants.
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